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15.06.2025 12:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do I randomly start sweating a lot in public (while waiting in line, in a new class, etc.) then start sweating more because I’m embarrassed that I’m sweating so much? Is this social anxiety?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?

No, not a chance

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Massive ocean discovered 700 km beneath Earth’s surface shocks scientists - Glass Almanac

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do I overcome attachment issues?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Kennedy’s HHS sent Congress ‘junk science’ to defend vaccine changes, experts say - CNN

Still no good.

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?