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15.06.2025 12:06

Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
No, not a chance
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Massive ocean discovered 700 km beneath Earth’s surface shocks scientists - Glass Almanac
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do I overcome attachment issues?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Did Meghan Markle Use Her College boyfriend For Star Power?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Kennedy’s HHS sent Congress ‘junk science’ to defend vaccine changes, experts say - CNN
Still no good.
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?
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So, the docs changed it to read
No way